maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

(via guy-with-the-golden-pun)

I’m done

Quitting this poisonous website. It just makes me queasy every time I open it, farewell.

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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monchong:

I’m doing an experiment. If you have Misophonia, like and/or reblog this post. If you don’t know what that is, Misophonia is intense anxiety, being uncomfortable and angry because of certain noises. Common triggers are pens clicking, gum smacking, eating loudly, breathing loudly, sniffling, ect

I’ve Actually been diagnosed, by a doctor, not by my teenager brain like a lot of tumblr.

(via linkondrugs)

thisiselliz:


when u fall for a thirst trap

thisiselliz:

when u fall for a thirst trap

(via sirgoldenfoot)

officer-policeman:

"Medic is like the easiest class :/"

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"Nein!" "No!"

" I AM FULLY CHARGED"

picks up heavys machine gun

medic haters down, for good

(via pinkydude)

carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

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semiotickitten:


apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

(via killawlsonsabitches)

epikalia:


kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

(via ravenpuff-in-le-tardis)

allteensrelate:

epilogueorsomething:

allteensrelate:

I don’t care who you are if you take my last nugget or slice of pizza you are dead to me

Even your grandmother?

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(via stability)

4gifs:

Pet fish likes to be tossed. [video]

It’s just like: “YAS DO EET AGAIN PAPA”

4gifs:

Pet fish likes to be tossed. [video]

It’s just like: “YAS DO EET AGAIN PAPA”

laughhard:


See this hat? Tis’ my cat.

laughhard:

See this hat? Tis’ my cat.

(via ravenpuff-in-le-tardis)

iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

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(via pizza)