andrewhussiesbosom:

I HIT MY ARM ON THE DOORWAY AND SHOUTED “LOUD ANGRY YELLING” AND MY FUCKING MOM COMES IN LIKE “r u ok I heard some loud angry yelling” I’M LAUGHING LIKE A WALRUS

(via guy-with-the-golden-pun)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

heyfunniest:

sizvideos:

Watch the video of this dog expressing his happiness and gratitude after being rescued

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY IN MANY WAYS

At first I thought the guy was going to throw him in the water and I was like NO YOU HORRIBLE PERSON, but then I saw him hand the dog off to the other guy and I melted. Yay for saving doggies!

(via thelazerfrog)

moonemoji:

California facts:
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold

(via pizza)

relahvant:

carl’s my spirit animal

(via stability)

communistbakery:

clubsnuggie:

communistbakery:

artichokehold:

communistbakery:

carpenters go to boarding school

wow wood you believe that?!

I saw what you did there

trees

thank you for ur contribution

(via guy-with-the-golden-pun)

drewchainzzzz:

If I ever turned invisible the first thing I’d do is go to France and beat up a mime. Everyone would think he is the greatest performer to ever live.

(via guy-with-the-golden-pun)

rinface:

sammylumpkins:

I love them. 

HAHA WHY YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!

OH MY GOD THE DBZ REFERENCE IN THAT LAST ONE O.O

(via guy-with-the-golden-pun)

thatsqualitystuff:


Prisoner zero has escaped

thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

(via guy-with-the-golden-pun)

vvhaleshark:

vvhaleshark:

if this gets 1K notes I will jack off to bee movie

oh

(via guy-with-the-golden-pun)

  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

(via guy-with-the-golden-pun)

epic-humor:

cats are liquid!

epic-humor:

cats are liquid!

(via guy-with-the-golden-pun)

ilymorgannn:

This made me cry, I love my dog

(via guy-with-the-golden-pun)

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via pizza)